| | My girlfriend's friend's boyfriend posted three articles on facebook, and they are so entertaining that I knew I had to share them.
1. From The Onion, "This filthy anemone, which exhibits both male and female characteristics, is turning our oceans' intertidal zones into dens of sin and perversion." . . .
which is a spoof related to these next articles.
2. From LiveScience.com, posted: 16 June 2009 12:02 pm ET Examples of same-sex behavior can be found in almost all species in the animal kingdom — from worms to frogs to birds — making the practice nearly universal among animals, according to a new review of research on the topic. "It's clear that same-sex sexual behavior extends far beyond the well-known examples that dominate both the scientific and popular literature: for example, bonobos, dolphins, penguins and fruit flies," said Nathan Bailey, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of California, Riverside.
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3. From the SF Gate, July 1, 2009, an article by Mark Morford,
. . . [excerpt] Because if homosexual/bisexual behavior is universal and by design, if gender mutability is actually deeply woven into the very fabric of nature itself, and if you understand that nature is merely another word for God, well, you can only surmise that God is, to put it mildly, much more than just a little bit gay. I mean, obviously. But let's be fair. That's not exactly true. God is not really gay, per se. God is more... pansexual. Omnisexual. Gender neutral. Gender indeterminate. It would appear that God, this all-knowing and all-creating and all-seeing divine energy that infuses and empowers all things at all times everywhere, does not give a flying leather whip about gender. Or rather, She very much does, but not in the simpleminded, hetero-only way 2,000 years of confused religious dogma would have us all believe. . . . [and another favorite quote from the article:
God's motto: Look, life is a wicked inscrutable orgy of love and compassion and survival instinct, shot through with pain and longing and death and suffering and far, far too many arguments about . . .
[and one more line:
. . . as normal as a warm spring rain falling on a pod of giddy bottlenose dolphins having group sex off the coast of Fiji . . .
Hope someone else enjoys the reading too.
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